BloodyBasket !

We got published !

2010-02-02T23:35:00.003+08:00

This is some really shameful self promotion. But.. dayummm..

Old School, young fans (RAGE @ The Star)

Dream Diary, January 12th

2010-01-12T15:31:00.007+08:00

At a strange car wiper factory, a thug was inspecting and harassing the workers. There is a man around carrying a large scale CD for some reason. On a table nearby the Caucasian man, a 70's pimp looking gangsta and her girl was having a conversation on a table nearby.

The thug finally heads to an aged Caucasian worker and asked him to rap for his dear life while i was standing next to the worker (I am also a factory worker in the dream).

The Caucasian man was scared to his life as he claimed that he was never into rap and thus unable to complete his request. The thug forced him continuously with a gun aimed at him and finally the Caucasian man claims that he can "only do this", afterwards he beatboxed to the beat of Rapper's Delight by the Sugarhill Gang (the bass line) and proceeded to rapping the lyrics of the song (as the beat and music continues somehow).

The thug felt amused. Then suddenly realised that the man was lying to him. The song, as everyone in the factory dances and enjoys the music, it continues until the dream ends.

Black and White

2010-01-04T16:26:00.005+08:00

Took these three photos while I was happily smoking outside during the rain. I <3 Black and White

Late Night Fridge Trip

2009-12-12T21:15:00.002+08:00

Nowadays, I am having writers block for my rhymes. I suck anyways. But I have been caressing my camera abit more to come up with a few more pics.

To Facebook or not to Facebook ?

2009-11-21T16:39:00.003+08:00

That, my friend, is the question.

#9

2009-11-08T20:51:00.000+08:00

everyday, u know i need my ciggie
coz without it my days would be shitty
i walk all the way to 7-e
and i purchase a box of marlies
every month, i always miss my rent
coz my wallet's in a dent
from those boxes of kent
you know i am a fan
coz kent is my friend
hey fren, i think u gotta listen
let me give u a lesson
from ur two friends, hedges and benson
if they be hating then ignore them all
coz all the cool kids hangs at pall mall
u think u're so cool with all those hair gel
but when they see u smoking SKL
then hey, u wont ring their bell

if you cough, and there's darah
u know u shud cut down on those nusantara
you know you need to try, that sampoerna
throw away that Saat, mmg tak guna

even if my wallet is tight
i wont feel right
if i dun have, my dunhill lights,
and when im in the bed
you know i wud dread
if i dun have a stick of dunhill red,
i wud buy it in a tin
for my dose of nicotine
i feel like a king
and that's wat i think

if u think that we're lame
then fuck off, go smoke that salem
coz you know we got soul,
like a stick of, dji sam soe

i think we ain't gonna live any longer,
even if we do..we just cant keep "IT" stronger
if we stop cravin on those ciggie, nigga
its time to light up a cuban cigar

buds is better with all ur bros
we can shisha too, just chip in the dough
i know u guys may be thinkin that we're so bodoh,
dude, go get some life, get some marlboro
its vish and dato' we gotta go,
but we believe that we had hit the show
its all "god's grace" that gave us the flow

-dato' fazly and vishnu

The Snatcher strikes again

2009-11-04T00:41:00.004+08:00

After a "healthy" lunch at KFC, me, the snatcher, was feeling rather.... snatchy.. and Life Thai Chilli Sauce is goooooooooood

The Murukku Snatcher

2009-10-28T22:10:00.006+08:00

A true story of one man's (haqeem) dream of having murukku for himself by the famed murukku bringer (arun), but alas his hopes is shattered as the Murukku Snatcher (me) strikes again somewhere near Kepong..

Jasmine Abdullah on how i am

2009-10-28T21:09:00.000+08:00

Jasmine Hefner. says:
ur so weird
but good at it
xD

#8

2009-10-27T23:47:00.001+08:00

those hot damn girls
with those pretty curls
yea yea u're pretty hot
guys notice ur every spots
on ur sexy polka dot
free martinis a whole lot
in the club tryna get u drunk all over
woke up next to him with that hangover
but u know u aint gettin in his range rover
cuz all u want is free booze, not a lover

nice boobs behind that pretty dress
im not a rapist so dont stress
he sees u're working, he wud help u yes
his armani and benz he hope to impress
babe, u get more attention than the press
coz ur body u made the guys guess
are those real or are those less ?

wow, u probably get everything
the money, the attention, the bling-bling
for being that fine little thing
ur phone must received alot of rings
from jonathan, steven and ur other darlings
heartbreaker, heartbroken and heartbreaking
as long as you get ur diamond ring.

Self Discovery.

2009-10-21T23:56:00.003+08:00

When a woman tries on clothing from her closet that feels tight,
she will assume she has gained weight.
When man tries something from his closet that feels tight,
he will assume the clothing has shrunk.

When four or more guys get together, they talk about SEX.
When four or more girls get together, they talk about guys.

Is'nt it cool, the differences we have?

We miss Pedobear

2009-10-20T02:38:00.002+08:00

omg,its dato' fazly. says:
pedobear

Jasmine. says:
i miss him

omg,its dato' fazly. says:
me too
pedobear is in everyone of us

Jasmine. says:
he hasnt come to visit me since i started developing breasts 5 yrs back
i dont know why

omg,its dato' fazly. says:
i miss him too
hasnt visit eversince ive growned pubes

Jasmine. says:
:(
HAHAAHAHAH FUCK WEY

#7

2009-10-18T02:33:00.004+08:00

lies
those SMSes u sent
made my heart dent
made my emotions bent
just like a brand,
of cigarettes,
am i just the current fave
what happen to that crave
for me that u used to have
u made it complicated like math
im puzzled, im confused, i would have left
but my heart, u were the theft
my emotions is like rojak and u were the chef
hey, i still have a few sampoerna left
to savour as i ponder, as i wonder,
as the sight of u is now yonder,
and no, im not feeling fonder

lies
the word of the day
that placed my heart at bay
i always thought that you may
end up with me forever
that thoughts had severed
not fully, but it wont take too much effort
to take these feelings away
the words that you said
could make me so fray
like a piece of dirt
i hope u know that im hurt
how i wish that this would revert
how i wish that you wont divert

-dato' fazly

Happy Deepavali

2009-10-17T03:46:00.001+08:00

flickr.com/datofazly

#6

2009-10-07T20:21:00.001+08:00

babe u gotta chill
u got ur meal
that curry thrill
that mamak meal
so whats the deal?
write me the bill
some time to kill, bill
ur teh o ice,
is extra nice, extra sweet
like this damn beat
made u go leap,
this shit is deep,
dun be a freak,
just eat that nan and tandori,
my baby to be,
will love curry
as much as me

your nasi lemak,
cukup gempak,
at the park,
made me bark, loud,
dun have no doubt
bout ur route, the spice route,
the scent of your, poppadom
made me go down, to paramount,
or SS1, SS2 or Sunway D,
thats damansara, the place to be,
i wud tapau and beli
ur fish head curry,
fills my heart with glee,
come back at 3
always open for me

the mamak over here,
the mamak over there,
my wallet i tear
ill even wrestle a bear
cause i care for it,
that inside my lair,
the best food's there
-dato' fazly

Fisheye madness

2009-10-07T01:06:00.000+08:00

flickr.com/datofazly

#5

2009-10-07T00:58:00.003+08:00

pretty girl behind the counter,
she's the babe at the register,
u can get some fries and her number,
dun be scared, and remember,
she's the babe to remember,
pretty girl behind the counter

in the cafe on ur college
think she's bout ur kinda age
who knows u two might get engaged
or may end up in a fit of rage
but if u jump down on the ledge,
u know she'll be there to catch
you as you slip down the edge
she'll gave u her lovely batch
of love, u know thats her badge
waiting on and on 4 u to fetch

you can order some onion rings
and she may give u a midnight swing,
if shes upset she'll make u think
and it'll make u fix all the kinks
cause u'll love the feeling she brings
even after that october,
when she left you, u'll remember
that girl behind the counter

couldn't forget that october,
that august, that september,
in your mind she will harbor,
how she shine like bright ember,
smell that perfume behind that register,
forget that pie, its u i prefer,
to be with ever after,
thru my joy and my laughter,
and that heartbreak in october,
even so, u'll remember,
that girl behind the counter.

-dato' fazly

#4

2009-09-24T23:19:00.001+08:00

Girl you look so fine,
your looks made u shine, and its rare
u surely made me stare
a sight so beautiful is so rare
ur glance is like a dare
for me to tear, my shyness away
to put my feelings at bay
but to do so i can only pray
call me gay, but a day
like today is not found everyday
and u had put my hearts to fray
with the sights that made me say, my god
my heart she had “ragut”
and made me talk karut
cause i feel like i had larut, in your eyes

dun go calling me a fruitcake
for that tastes good if baked
i am more like dead leaves to rake, to gather
cause i cant take it further
just like i was with Berta
and her angry father
whoah stop me there, cause i rather,
be with you than her, anytime
if only i had the time
to make my rhyme,
that’ll make ur heart chime
but that is my crime,
that i had made from time to time

-dato' fazly

Links you should check #1

2009-09-24T23:18:00.000+08:00

Lisa Luqman →

” lisa luqman is an average girl-next-door. she has been writing random pieces all over the places and her mistake was that she had no idea where all those pieces went missing. “

that’s what she said, she’s a friend of mine. check out her blog of poetry :D

#3

2009-09-24T23:15:00.001+08:00

kuih raya, lemang and pulut
why do u escape my mulut ?
my rendang feels empty kot
which is why i urut-urut
my perut cepat-cepat
after that 43rd ketupat
that u wrap like some kind of art
or that scented envelope of your raya card

last day puasa i see u eating at the canteen
with johan, charmaine, ravi and jasmine.
when that ustaz came, i see u runnin
and of course u see me non-stop laughing
hahahaha, sorry sorry, dun be hatin’
all my words are just my lips blabbin’
so if i did hurt u dont be crying
all i wanna say is maaf zahir dan batin

i just wanna say selamat hari raya
go to ur family and ask for duit raya
so that all of u can become kaya-raya
and then you can eat till u feel nausea
and burn ur money, like its on fiyah :)

-dato’ fazly

#2

2009-09-24T23:14:00.000+08:00

touch my body
sings mariah carey
so i ask u, really ?
u want me ?
im not bruce lee
not really ur darling, ur baby
might be free of selsema babi
and too in love with mamak curry
but u know that i wont lari
coz im really that skinny

shorty wants a thug ?
bottles in the club ?
i can’t even afford a rug
so you best not bug
dont test your luck
you’re like billie jean the schmuck
my driver, not my lover

-dato’ fazly

Film = ♥

2009-09-24T23:11:00.000+08:00

Fave Quotes #1

2009-09-24T23:10:00.000+08:00

To alcohol, the cause and solutions to all life’s problem

— Homer Simpson from “The Simpsons”

#1

2009-09-24T23:07:00.001+08:00

I wonder why i begin again this racket
about me, this blog, the bloodybasket
keeps on reminding me like a locket
why i deleted it before like a rocket

blog blog blog,
i feel so clogged
between those amazing blogs
that pin me like a rock
hehhh, i was never a jock

hi i am fazly
im not full of glee
not as neat as bree
may not want you to marry me
but always will love u for free :)

-dato fazly

Jasmine Abdullah on PLKN

2009-09-24T23:04:00.000+08:00

Jasmine. says:
AHAHAHAHHHA
shit la
what did u send to the
plkn thing
IM SORRY
PLKN SEMAK 920803145572
SEND YANG NI
AHAHAHAHA

Dato' Fazly Führer von Ehrfürchtig says:
GRRRRRR !

Jasmine. says:
HAHA
im sry
forward me the reply okay

Dato' Fazly Führer von Ehrfürchtig says:
umm
reply dah sampai

Jasmine. says:
WHAT DID IT SAY
JGN BUAT SUSPENSE

Dato' Fazly Führer von Ehrfürchtig says:
*cough*
kita telah bersama berapa lama?

Jasmine. says:
dont make me call u !

Dato' Fazly Führer von Ehrfürchtig says:
ok ok

Dato' Fazly Führer von Ehrfürchtig says:
Tahniah! JASMINE BINTI ABDULLAH terpilih menyertai PLKN siri 7/2010

Jasmine. says:
fuck
FUCK
IM FUCKING CHOSEN BITCH
BITCH
BITCH
i really need some credit

Dato' Fazly Führer von Ehrfürchtig says:
i shud blog this..

Jasmine. says:
fuck
i feel like crying

Jasmine did me a community service..

2009-03-06T21:15:00.002+08:00

Dato' Fazly says:
entah
im hot la

Jasmine. says:
LOL

Dato' Fazly says:
literally hot la
shit..

Jasmine. says:
haih
on fan
on aircond
lemme blow u
HAAHAHAHA

Dato' Fazly says:
LOLLLLLLLLLLL !

Jasmine. says:
*tiup tiup
hot kan?
ahahaha

Dato' Fazly says:
ahhhh ahhhhh

Jasmine. says:
ape ahh ahh ni
ahaha

Dato' Fazly says:
rasa sejuk
so lega
blow me some more

Jasmine. says:
HAHAHA
BABI COVERLINE

Bloopers!

2008-12-12T00:05:00.004+08:00

Okay, here are 3 of the 39 takes we took to complete the intro that you all love up there on the right. Yes we're sexy, VERY. sexy.