A true story of one man's (haqeem) dream of having murukku for himself by the famed murukku bringer (arun), but alas his hopes is shattered as the Murukku Snatcher (me) strikes again somewhere near Kepong..
Wednesday, October 28, 2009
The Murukku Snatcher
A true story of one man's (haqeem) dream of having murukku for himself by the famed murukku bringer (arun), but alas his hopes is shattered as the Murukku Snatcher (me) strikes again somewhere near Kepong..
Tuesday, October 27, 2009
#8
those hot damn girls
with those pretty curls
yea yea u're pretty hot
guys notice ur every spots
on ur sexy polka dot
free martinis a whole lot
in the club tryna get u drunk all over
woke up next to him with that hangover
but u know u aint gettin in his range rover
cuz all u want is free booze, not a lover
nice boobs behind that pretty dress
im not a rapist so dont stress
he sees u're working, he wud help u yes
his armani and benz he hope to impress
babe, u get more attention than the press
coz ur body u made the guys guess
are those real or are those less ?
wow, u probably get everything
the money, the attention, the bling-bling
for being that fine little thing
ur phone must received alot of rings
from jonathan, steven and ur other darlings
heartbreaker, heartbroken and heartbreaking
as long as you get ur diamond ring.
with those pretty curls
yea yea u're pretty hot
guys notice ur every spots
on ur sexy polka dot
free martinis a whole lot
in the club tryna get u drunk all over
woke up next to him with that hangover
but u know u aint gettin in his range rover
cuz all u want is free booze, not a lover
nice boobs behind that pretty dress
im not a rapist so dont stress
he sees u're working, he wud help u yes
his armani and benz he hope to impress
babe, u get more attention than the press
coz ur body u made the guys guess
are those real or are those less ?
wow, u probably get everything
the money, the attention, the bling-bling
for being that fine little thing
ur phone must received alot of rings
from jonathan, steven and ur other darlings
heartbreaker, heartbroken and heartbreaking
as long as you get ur diamond ring.
Wednesday, October 21, 2009
Self Discovery.
When a woman tries on clothing from her closet that feels tight,
she will assume she has gained weight.
When man tries something from his closet that feels tight,
he will assume the clothing has shrunk.
When four or more guys get together, they talk about SEX.
When four or more girls get together, they talk about guys.
Is'nt it cool, the differences we have?
she will assume she has gained weight.
When man tries something from his closet that feels tight,
he will assume the clothing has shrunk.
When four or more guys get together, they talk about SEX.
When four or more girls get together, they talk about guys.
Is'nt it cool, the differences we have?
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
We miss Pedobear
omg,its dato' fazly. says:
pedobear
Jasmine. says:
i miss him
omg,its dato' fazly. says:
me too
pedobear is in everyone of us
Jasmine. says:
he hasnt come to visit me since i started developing breasts 5 yrs back
i dont know why
omg,its dato' fazly. says:
i miss him too
hasnt visit eversince ive growned pubes
Jasmine. says:
:(
HAHAAHAHAH FUCK WEY
Sunday, October 18, 2009
#7
lies
those SMSes u sent
made my heart dent
made my emotions bent
just like a brand,
of cigarettes,
am i just the current fave
what happen to that crave
for me that u used to have
u made it complicated like math
im puzzled, im confused, i would have left
but my heart, u were the theft
my emotions is like rojak and u were the chef
hey, i still have a few sampoerna left
to savour as i ponder, as i wonder,
as the sight of u is now yonder,
and no, im not feeling fonder
lies
the word of the day
that placed my heart at bay
i always thought that you may
end up with me forever
that thoughts had severed
not fully, but it wont take too much effort
to take these feelings away
the words that you said
could make me so fray
like a piece of dirt
i hope u know that im hurt
how i wish that this would revert
how i wish that you wont divert
-dato' fazly
those SMSes u sent
made my heart dent
made my emotions bent
just like a brand,
of cigarettes,
am i just the current fave
what happen to that crave
for me that u used to have
u made it complicated like math
im puzzled, im confused, i would have left
but my heart, u were the theft
my emotions is like rojak and u were the chef
hey, i still have a few sampoerna left
to savour as i ponder, as i wonder,
as the sight of u is now yonder,
and no, im not feeling fonder
lies
the word of the day
that placed my heart at bay
i always thought that you may
end up with me forever
that thoughts had severed
not fully, but it wont take too much effort
to take these feelings away
the words that you said
could make me so fray
like a piece of dirt
i hope u know that im hurt
how i wish that this would revert
how i wish that you wont divert
-dato' fazly
Saturday, October 17, 2009
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